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mamoru:

quinn-the-human:

mamoru:

survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that

survive or else

5 minutes agospooky-lordmamoru 34,523 notes

official-venom-snake:

femalesonicexe2:

Since smash ultimate is out, I’d like to remind everyone that Gray Fox and Toodles are voiced by the same voice actor

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This is important

Hurt me MORE, Mickey

6 minutes agodespazitofemalesonicexe2 342 notes
10 minutes agonewdogese-seal 555 notes#is that jevil
lacepantsu:
“ coolyo294:
“isabelle plans her coup d’etat
”
LIKE and REBLOG if you would support her bloody revolution
”

lacepantsu:

coolyo294:

isabelle plans her coup d’etat 

LIKE and REBLOG if you would support her bloody revolution

10 minutes agospooky-lordcoolyo294 43,286 notes

omegapausestuck:

dnd-one-shots:

In lieu of Homestuck day I wanna say a thing.

I have not read homestuck but I’ve seen its effect on other people on this website. If you want to do a thing - anything - like write a book, draw a comic, or even start a d&d blog, I encourage you to do so.

Maybe you want to write, but you don’t think you’re a good writer. There’s no way to get better than by just diving right in!

And who knows, maybe it’ll become the next honestuck :)

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10 minutes agomlg-reblogstationdnd-one-shots 46 notes#oh fuck dndksmsks #hs

thedevilsofficialblog:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

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then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

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my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

13 minutes agodebonairdavedigivolvin 278,841 notes#yes!!!!!! #god the first 3 movies were so fucking good boy i d i e

illiidari:

httplizard:

someone: i love my mom ! i can tell her everything, we’re like best friends. she’s always there for me !!

me and literally everyone else who was traumatized horribly by their mothers in some way:

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i dont get this post #are you saying that having a good relationship with your mom is bad? #like do you want everyone to have a toxic relationship with their mom #that makes no sense

I’m saying i literally cant relate to people having a good relationship wit their mom lol its not that i want them to suffer its that i cant grasp having a healthy realtionship with my mother

20 minutes agodebonairdaveilliidari 9,329 notes

ant0rm:

tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning

22 minutes agoagentgemant0rm 106,634 notes

crustyclarinet:

crustyclarinet:

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

24 minutes agospooky-lordcrustyclarinet 98,959 notes
nyctra:
“ my dog found the carrots
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nyctra:

my dog found the carrots

31 minutes agooddlykipnyctra 861 notes
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